There's a fevered circlejerk in progress in the Oval Office. Trump is working Bannon, Bannon's on Sessions, Sessions is on Donald, Jr., Ben Carson, Giuliani, Eric, Jared Kushner, Reince, Pence, and back to Trump.
Chris Christie is the odd man out. "Guys, can I get in on this?" he says.
Pence blows his load first, and a cackling Sessions is a close second. "Hooboy!" says the attorney general. "This brings me back. I used to do this with some KKK fellers in Birmingham! Gets me so goddamn hot!"
Trump is still on Bannon. Both men are red-faced. Pence continues to stroke Trump's wart-like genitalia to no avail. "Boss, are you okay if I stop now?" Pence asks.
"No, keep going, just for a few more minutes," Trump responds.
Bannon blasts a stream of cherry-red blood into the middle of the circle. He laughs, his eyes turn red, and he bursts into flames.
"Arrrgh," says Trump as he orgasms, and his tiny wart oozes a small drop of snail slime.
"Big league, boss, nice," says Reince as he struggles to play along with Trump's favored meeting style.